sorry dude doesn’t look like i’ll be able to make it tonight, boss has got me doing piaget’s tasks 🥵
the medieval peasant i’m showing 100 gecs to smiles warmly and completely unperturbed and tells me about another guy who showed him crystal castles like 15 years ago and then asks me to help him butcher a pig and tells me cucumbers send you straight to hell if you eat them
phrenologist measuring your skull for hours before setting the calipers down, thoughtfully stroking his chin before leaving the room, coming back with a can of cola. wordlessly drinking the whole thing in like 2 or three prolongued gulps before sliding the cold empty can along your forehead and having it create a perfect vacuum seal . and when you try to unstick it he gets angry
I have an ungoogleable question I need your help solving. Every day I look at the wikipedia top read articles list (don’t know why) and it is uniformly to do with celebrity deaths, reddit top posts, big movies, anniversaries of tragedies, people looking up the crimes a new netflix documentary is about. pop culture in general. except almost every day for years now, Cleopatra is in the top 20 most read wikipedia articles and I can’t figure out why. tell me your theories please.
this is crazy and absolutely the most upsettingly banal explanation I could have hoped for
I have an ungoogleable question I need your help solving. Every day I look at the wikipedia top read articles list (don’t know why) and it is uniformly to do with celebrity deaths, reddit top posts, big movies, anniversaries of tragedies, people looking up the crimes a new netflix documentary is about. pop culture in general. except almost every day for years now, Cleopatra is in the top 20 most read wikipedia articles and I can’t figure out why. tell me your theories please.
we’re circling the drain
it’s heartening that peggy at least understands his fanbase is exclusively 16 year old indoor losers. scaring the hoes indeed!
lunging for the controls of the applecopter and plunging myself and the lowly worm directly into the crowded streets of busytown
video games are all about meeting a little elf outside the city gates that says ‘ah… the pernicious weed!’ when you give him a healing herb and then finding yourself fifteen years later saying “ah… the pernicious weed!” to yourself in the shower
everyone says things are bad. but nobody really says stuff like ‘totes magoats’ anymore. so in a sense we’re really living in like a golden age of peace and prosperity.
